I overheard two young women talking, and one looked at me and said, “If I were 50 and still single, I would do that guy.” I guess that makes me bucket-licious.
Topic: humor
Humor jokes, memes, dark humor, awkward moments, and weird little disasters from Chaotic Meh — sharp, strange, and probably not safe to explain at brunch.
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For the sake of realism, they really should make a few scenes where Superman arrives at
For the sake of realism, they really should make a few scenes where Superman arrives at the bad guys’ lair covered in bird guts.
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I’d imagine there are a *lot* of things more fun than a barrel of monkeys, but maybe I’m
I’d imagine there are a *lot* of things more fun than a barrel of monkeys, but maybe I’m just bitter because the one I ordered online arrived without any air holes.
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I’d gladly serve Gaia to celebrate Earth Day, but I’m unsure of what wine to pair with
I’d gladly serve Gaia to celebrate Earth Day, but I’m unsure of what wine to pair with her.
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Not that I’m complaining, but I think the sales lady at the furniture store
Not that I’m complaining, but I think the sales lady at the furniture store misunderstood when I told her I wanted one nightstand.
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I think if that Justin Bieber kid were a vampire, he would COMPLETELY own the
I think if that Justin Bieber kid were a vampire, he would COMPLETELY own the 11-to-14-year-old-girl demographic.
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I don’t want to be an alarmist, but what the hell else can you do with this crappy Clock
I don’t want to be an alarmist, but what the hell else can you do with this crappy Clock Radio Tech degree from DeVry?
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Everyone in my department got laid off except me.
Everyone in my department got laid off except me. So now there’s *only* I in team.
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Rusty won’t accept my Facebook friend request.
Rusty won’t accept my Facebook friend request. “Man’s best friend,” my ass!
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In my defense, it’s only one little letter.
In my defense, it’s only one little letter. Nevertheless, the judge wasn’t buying my argument that slaughter is the best medicine.
