If I ever start an online-dating service, I’ll call it StrangerDanger — not just because it sounds edgy and daring, but then if someone hooks up with a psychopath, they can’t say they weren’t warned.
Topic: humor
Humor jokes, memes, dark humor, awkward moments, and weird little disasters from Chaotic Meh — sharp, strange, and probably not safe to explain at brunch.
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Never place a romantic interest above an intelligent friend — unless the three of you
Never place a romantic interest above an intelligent friend — unless the three of you are comfortable in that position.
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After the fuss at the airport security checkpoint had died down, it occurred to me that
After the fuss at the airport security checkpoint had died down, it occurred to me that it might have been better to tell the TSA agent that the carry-on item she was questioning me about was an inflatable pillow, not a pillow that would blow up.
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This Lenten season I’ve given up waiting so long to bail on my New Year’s Resolutions.
This Lenten season I’ve given up waiting so long to bail on my New Year’s Resolutions.
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I really do like my new smart phone, but for the record, Google’s idea of a sexy new
I really do like my new smart phone, but for the record, Google’s idea of a sexy new android device is a whole lot different from mine.
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I went to a christening and now everyone is mad at me.
I went to a christening and now everyone is mad at me. In my defense, it was the first one I ever attended, and I never would’ve thought it would take me that many swings to break a champagne bottle over an infant’s head.
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As I rasped sweet nothings in her ear, her disdainful look told me she was not going to
As I rasped sweet nothings in her ear, her disdainful look told me she was not going to fall for the hoarse whisperer.
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Once when I was a kid, I almost choked to death on a sticky-pop.
Once when I was a kid, I almost choked to death on a sticky-pop. Fortunately, my grandfather had the good sense to tell me to stop lollygagging.
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The problem with having Facebook friends who run a goat farm is they’re always posting
The problem with having Facebook friends who run a goat farm is they’re always posting pictures of their kids.
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I really thought I was finally over my crying-over-spilt-milk stage.
I really thought I was finally over my crying-over-spilt-milk stage. That is, until I dropped my toothpaste and was crestfallen.
