I’ll bet nothing pisses off Antarctic substation scientists more than when food rations arrive bearing instructions to “thaw at room temperature.”
Topic: humor
Humor jokes, memes, dark humor, awkward moments, and weird little disasters from Chaotic Meh — sharp, strange, and probably not safe to explain at brunch.
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For what it’s worth, *my* version of the “ice bucket challenge” involved me taping $10
For what it’s worth, *my* version of the “ice bucket challenge” involved me taping $10 and a brick to the inside of an ice bucket and hurling it from the 10th floor of an Embassy Suites, seeing how many folks grazing at the free breakfast buffet I could hit. Unfortunately, the Lord Censors of Facebook felt my video wasn’t obnoxious *enough*, apparently.
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I once had a “brush with greatness” when I met the girl that posed for those truck
I once had a “brush with greatness” when I met the girl that posed for those truck mudflap silhouettes. I wasn’t sure it was her at first, until she turned sideways.
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The doctor says I’m allergic to artificial flowers.
The doctor says I’m allergic to artificial flowers. I asked him for a cure and he prescribed me a placebo.
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I heard a joke that someone dreamed they were eating a cloud and woke up missing a pillow.
I heard a joke that someone dreamed they were eating a cloud and woke up missing a pillow. At least I hope it was a joke cause I’m having a hard time locating the cat and last night I dreamed I was eating Chinese food.
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I have to admit, I felt kind of ripped off when I couldn’t see any scrub brush- bottomed
I have to admit, I felt kind of ripped off when I couldn’t see any scrub brush- bottomed bubble dudes spraying out of the bathroom cleaner can. Guess I need to huff it a little deeper next time.
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A lot of guys complain about all the glitter at strip clubs, but I like it.
A lot of guys complain about all the glitter at strip clubs, but I like it. It makes me feel so pretty when I’m swinging on that pole.
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I look better if you don’t look right at me.
I look better if you don’t look right at me. I have an inner beauty that works best out of the corner of your eye. Jody LaFerrier
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The best part about my birthday being on a weekday is having my co-workers seek me out
The best part about my birthday being on a weekday is having my co-workers seek me out and congratulate me. Or maybe word just got around about the monstrous, pretzel-shaped steamer I was able to drop across the boss’ keyboard.
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It looks like I picked a bad time to introduce my new beverage, Ecola.
It looks like I picked a bad time to introduce my new beverage, Ecola.
