Topic: relationships
Relationship jokes, dating disasters, marriage chaos, red flags, and emotionally questionable laughs for people who have loved, lost, and texted anyway.
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Saving Up All Week for Our Date
Guy: I’m really excited about our date tonight, I’ve been saving up all week for it
Girl: That’s so sweet of you but I really don’t mind splitting the check
Guy: I’m not talking about money
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Only Girl in the Basement
The face she makes when I’m about to make her feel like she’s the only girl in the basement 🤫
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God Was Toxic
hot n vegan @hotveganmilf
I knew God was toxic when me and him kept sending babies to each other back and forth.
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Wife on a Dating Site
Dude, you better come see this. Your wife is on a dating site
That lying bitch!
She is not “fun to be around”
