
Topic: relationships
Relationship jokes, dating disasters, marriage chaos, red flags, and emotionally questionable laughs for people who have loved, lost, and texted anyway.
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Wife on a Dating Site
Dude, you better come see this. Your wife is on a dating site
That lying bitch!
She is not “fun to be around”
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2 Minutes of the Neatest Wienering She’s Ever Received
When you’re giving her 2 minutes of the neatest wienering she’s ever received
@pacificfintess
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Nothing to stop Aunt Bea and me
I shot the sheriff and the deputy.
Now there’s nothing to stop Aunt Bea and me from being together! -
Neurosurgeon Girlfriend
I had to break up with my neurosurgeon girlfriend. She was messing with my head.
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The Sax
I really want to break up with my jazz musician girlfriend, but I can’t.
The sax is too good.







