SUBWAY Introducing the Freshlight®
Topic: sex
Dark sex jokes, adult memes, awkward hookups, bedroom disasters, and the kind of punchlines that should probably clear their browser history afterward.
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Rubbed One Out for Them, Now No One Goes to Heaven
They think that women YouTubers can’t go to heaven because men masturbate over them. This is crazy.
Rubbed one out for them, now no one goes to heaven.
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When You Give Her the First Inch – We’re Halfway There
When you give her the first inch
Woah, we’re halfway there
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Does Your Mom Count? – Heavy Machinery Interview
interviewer: any experience operating heavy machinery?
guy: does your mom count?
interviewer: lmao fuck you’re hired
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She Used Vaseline to Give Me a Handjob
SHE USED VASELINE TO GIVE ME A HANDJOB
I CAME 3 TIMES IN THE SHOWER TRYING TO WASH THE SHIT OFF
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A Finger in Her Ass Will Eliminate the Gag Reflex
A finger in her ass will eliminate the gag reflex
This is science … you can’t debate it … just try it …
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Make Up Sex
They say make-up sex is the best, which is lucky, because all my sex is made up.
