What’s the difference between a gardener and a pimp?
A gardener hoes his beets.
Topic: wordplay
Wordplay jokes, memes, dark humor, awkward moments, and weird little disasters from Chaotic Meh — sharp, strange, and probably not safe to explain at brunch.
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Light blue
What’s blue and weighs very little?
Light blue.
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A waist of time
What do you call a belt made of watches?
A waist of time.
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Blowing things out of proportion
My wife keeps blowing everything out of proportion.
She is single-handedly ruining my balloon animal business. -
Two-Tired: The Bicycle’s Balancing Act!
Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own?
It’s two-tired. -
Shoe: The Sneezing Leather Mystery!
What’s made out of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A Shoe! -
Behind Bars: The Tale of Police Seats
What’s black and always in the back of a police car?
The seats. -
Deadly Green Furry Pool Table Surprise!
What’s green and furry and has four legs and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you’ll die?
A pool table. -
Snoop’s Brown Rhymes: The Dre Connection!
What is brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre
