Topic: wordplay

Wordplay jokes, memes, dark humor, awkward moments, and weird little disasters from Chaotic Meh — sharp, strange, and probably not safe to explain at brunch.

  • Moo-spaper

    How do cows stay up to date?

    They read the moo-spaper.

  • Strongest Days

    Which days are the strongest?

    Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

  • In a Nutshell

    Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

    In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.

  • They Were Wright

    About a hundred years ago a couple brothers said they could fly.

    They were Wright.

  • Two Tired

    Why did the bicycle fall down?

    Because it is two tired.

  • Flappuccino

    What is the female equivalent of teabagging?

    A flappuccino.

  • Ancient grease

    An archaeologist found a 2,000-year-old oil stain.
    Ancient grease.

  • Registered Six Offender

    Why was six afraid of seven?

    Seven was a registered six offender.

  • Spilled Lemonade

    What did Adolf Hitler do when he spilled his lemonade all over the table?

    He wiped off the “Juice.”

  • A Ford Oar two-door

    Ford should make a coupe and call it the Oar.
    It’d be a Ford Oar two-door.