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Topic: wordplay
Wordplay jokes, memes, dark humor, awkward moments, and weird little disasters from Chaotic Meh — sharp, strange, and probably not safe to explain at brunch.
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I fucked that guy down at the car wash twice today. I wanted to
I fucked that guy down at the car wash twice today. I wanted to be there for the second cumming of Jesus.
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I get it, it’s not “birds of a feather fuck together.” But I’m
I get it, it’s not “birds of a feather fuck together.” But I’m still not canceling the bird orgy.
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There is no “I” in “team,” but there are at least six eyes in a
There is no “I” in “team,” but there are at least six eyes in a Daisy Chain.
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Sometimes I sit and think about all the great jack-in-the-box
Sometimes I sit and think about all the great jack-in-the-box references I could make if my name were Jack and I were a gynecologist.
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Without a Tres
There was a Mexican magician. He said he’d disappear on the count of three. He said uno, dos, *poof*… he disappeared without a tres.
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Grey and Comes in Pints
What’s grey and comes in pints?
An elephant.
