Delivery Style: bait and switch

Bait and switch joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Her Kids and I Are Shocked

    I just found out my girlfriend isn’t a virgin.

    Her kids and I are shocked.

  • The Tinsel on His Helmet

    My grandfather was highly decorated in World War Two.

    In fact, many people believe it was the tinsel on his helmet that got him shot.

  • The Student Discount at the Brothel

    A student comes to a brothel and says, “I want sex, but I’m a student, I don’t have much money.”

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    They tell him, “Okay, we have a special offer for students: it costs $1 to insert, $1 to pull out.” The student chose a girl, they went to the room. They got into bed, started. He put it in her and doesn’t move. She screams, “Pull out, pull out!” He replies, “I’m out of money.”

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  • The Lesbian Bar With No Fire Exits

    A guy walks into a bar.

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    He sits down at the counter and orders himself a beer. As he’s drinking it, he starts looking around the barroom. He sees the tables, the dance floor, the wall pictures, and other typical bar stuff, but something feels a bit off to him about this place. He takes another quick look around at all of the women dancing, chatting, and having a good time. Then it finally dawns on him.

    This lesbian bar had no fire exits.

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  • Two Dead Dogs

    Last week, my girlfriend’s dog died. So to cheer her up I bought her an identical one. She was livid.

    Yelled at me, “What the fuck am I going to do with two dead dogs?”

  • A Stroke at Any Time

    My doctor said I could masturbate as much as I want…

    That’s what he meant when he said I could have a stroke at any time, right?

  • Failed Sex Ed

    Bobby and Jack got their report cards from school and found they failed sex ed…

    Bobby told Jack, “I’m so angry, I want to kick Ms. Williams in the nuts!”

  • Basketball Teams Could Score More Points Together

    Basketball Teams Could Score More Points Together

    if both basketball teams just worked together they could score so many more points

  • Keep Dreaming Buddy

    Called my boss this morning, asked him if I could come in late today because I’m super tired. He said, “Keep dreaming buddy.”

    Which was super nice and unexpected of him.

  • Wouldnt Watch That If I Were You

    Wouldnt Watch That If I Were You

    look what I found in my mother’s room

    Aye man, I wouldn’t watch that if I were you