Delivery Style: bait and switch

Bait and switch joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Santa Claus Takes Off Hot Girl Mask

    Santa Claus Takes Off Hot Girl Mask

  • Dracula Angry Because No Garlic Bread

    Dracula Angry Because No Garlic Bread

  • Dogs On Coffee Break Knock Knock

    Dogs On Coffee Break Knock Knock

  • The Jumbo Sausage

    I asked the hot dog seller, “Can I get a jumbo sausage?”

    He said, “Sure, won’t be long.”

    I said, “In that case, can I have two?”

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  • The Blonde and the Gun

    This blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her. She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and, sure enough, she opens the door to find him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is angry.

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    She opens her purse, takes out the gun but, as she does, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and points it to her head.

    The boyfriend yells, “No, honey, don’t do it.”

    The blonde replies, “Shut up, you’re next.”

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  • Sister Sally and the Gin

    Sister Sally goes into the liquor store and asks for a pint of gin.

    The clerk is taken aback. “Sister. What are you doing buying such a thing?”

    “It’s okay,” replied Sister Sally. “It’s for the Mother Superior’s constipation.”

    “Oh well then that’s okay.” And he sells her the gin.

    After he closes up shop, he’s walking home and sees Sister Sally on the park bench absolutely blotto, just sloppy and singing bawdy songs and making a spectacle of herself.

    “Sister!” he cried. “I thought you said the gin was for the Mother Superior’s constipation!”

    “It is,” replied the Sister. “When she sees me like this she’s gonna shit!”

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  • Coffee on the Captain

    Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:

    “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and… OH, MY GOD!”

    Silence followed and passengers waited with bated breath.

    Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.

    “Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!”

    One Irish passenger yelled, “FOR CHRIST’S SAKE. YOU SHOULD SEE THE BACK OF MINE!!!”

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  • Still Wouldn’t Tell Me Why It Crossed the Road

    I grilled a chicken for two hours…

    Still wouldn’t tell me why it crossed the road.

  • Home in Time for Dinner

    Decided to quit my job and travel the world until I run out of money!

    I should be home in time for dinner.