A morgue worker died today.
But he’ll be back at work tomorrow.
Delivery Style: deadpan
Deadpan joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Back at work tomorrow
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It was OK
I recently visited a U.S. state north of Texas and south of Kansas.
It wasn’t great… but it was OK. -
It was a good trade
I got a refrigerator for my wife today.
It was a good trade. -
Pump number 5
I got robbed today and called the police.
The cop asked if I had a description of the assailant.
I said, “Yeah, it’s pump number 5.” -
Finding Happiness After Twenty Years Together
My husband and I were happy for 20 years.
And then we met. -
Hold the Ladder: Last Words of Wisdom
I’ll never forget my granddad’s last words to me before he died:
“Are you still holding the ladder?” -
Grief Lessons: Good Counsel, No Tears
My grief councillor died last week.
Luckily for me, though, he was very good at his job, because I really don’t give a shit.
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Stolen Antidepressants: Find Joy in My Pain
To whoever stole my antidepressants, I hope you’re happy.
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Million Dollar Kindness: Giving Back with Joy
If I won a million dollars, I wouldn’t have to think twice about donating a quarter of it to charity because $999,999.75 is still a lot of money at the end of the day.
