English puns make me feel numb but math puns make me feel number.
Delivery Style: One-liner
One-liner joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Words Cannot Describe How Much This Bugs Me
I keep forgetting the difference between etymology and entomology…
…and words cannot describe how much this bugs me.
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Seeing Someone on the Side
My buddy used to date a cross-eyed girl until he found out she was seeing someone on the side.
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On the One Hand But On the Other
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it’s just not right.
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It Tastes Like Ass
If you’ve never tried donkey meat, don’t bother.
It tastes like ass.
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Not Remotely Funny
I told a joke on a Zoom meeting and no one laughed.
It turns out I’m not remotely funny.
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Is a Finger in the Ass Really Necessary
We have X-rays to see bones, ultrasounds to see babies, and an MRI to see the brain.
Is a finger in the ass really necessary for a prostate exam?
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Brunette Jokes
What’s black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who’s told too many blonde jokes.What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-bagging it.What’s the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.What’s a brunette’s mating call?
“Has the blonde left yet?”Why didn’t Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo’s butt was more manageable.Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price.Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.
