I went to a restaurant run by midgets and the service was terrible.
In their defense, they’re short staffed.
Delivery Style: One-liner
One-liner joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Dentist Impressions
I was at the dentist this afternoon for some impressions.
He does a good Johnny Carson but his Frank Sinatra is terrible.
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Loggins Attempts
I just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing “Danger Zone” five times.
Apparently, I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.
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Van Gogh Coffee Table
I just bought an original Van Gogh coffee table.
I know it’s authentic because there’s a bit of veneer missing.
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ID Theft
My friend David has just been a victim of ID theft.
He’s now called Dav.
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Calendar Company
Why did the employee at the calendar company get fired?
He took a day off.
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eBay Is So Useless
eBay is so useless.
I tried looking up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.
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The Speed Limit of Sex
What is the speed limit of sex?
68 — because at 69 you have to turn around.
