Do you know what’s great about orcas?
They do a killer whale impression.
Delivery Style: One-liner
One-liner joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Killer Whales: Masters of the Ocean Performance!
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Trycocksagain: A New Hope for Lesbians
The FDA just approved a medication for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycocksagain. -
Blind at the Beach: Finding Clarity
How do you spot a blind person at a nude beach?
It’s not hard. -
Clowning Around with Cannibal Comedy
Two clowns are eating a cannibal.
One turns to the other and says, “Hey, I think we got the joke wrong.” -
Struggling in Silence: Identity and Acceptance
I didn’t want to admit I was gay and dyslexic.
I was in Daniel. -
A Weighty Memory: Words That Stick
Tell your wife she looks great 100 times and she won’t remember. Tell her once that she needs to lose weight and she’ll remember forever.
Because an elephant never forgets. -
Size Matters: Love, Laughter, and Wardrobe Woes
You know how your girlfriend is getting fat?
She fits your wife’s clothes. -
An EpiPen Legacy: Love Beyond Allergies
I inherited an EpiPen from my grandfather. He wanted me to get it. That was his dying wish.
Weird, I know, I’m not even allergic.
