Delivery Style: One-liner

One-liner joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

If you drink Coke Zero, I shall assume you fancy killing hobos for sport.

If you drink Coke Zero, I shall assume you fancy killing hobos for sport.
It has been said, “If you love someone, let them go.”

It has been said, “If you love someone, let them go.” And if they come back, cut off their feet, steal their shoes and then make fun of them on the Internet for crying little girly tears.
This is just a guess but if you’re looking for a fun, upbeat church, the “Church of the

This is just a guess but if you’re looking for a fun, upbeat church, the “Church of the End Times” is probably not going to be it. Jody LaFerrier
Remember as you step into the voting booth: Your vote counts just as much as Honey Boo

Remember as you step into the voting booth: Your vote counts just as much as Honey Boo Boo’s mom’s vote. @JennyJohnsonHi5
I had to cat sit this weekend for Erwin Schrodinger.

I had to cat sit this weekend for Erwin Schrodinger. I may or may not have some bad news for him.
Just because you’re crazy doesn’t necessarily mean that you DON’T have bugs crawling

Just because you’re crazy doesn’t necessarily mean that you DON’T have bugs crawling around in your brain.
I went to a wet t-shirt contest and what a disappointment.

I went to a wet t-shirt contest and what a disappointment. It would have been a lot more fun if they could have gotten the girls to wear them. Now that I think of it, that place was probably just a laundromat.
Attendance at my support group for people who’ve accidentally been turned invisible has

Attendance at my support group for people who’ve accidentally been turned invisible has been awful. I think.
If you ever run out of eye drops, just reach in and yank out two or three nose hairs.

If you ever run out of eye drops, just reach in and yank out two or three nose hairs.
I’d have to say my favorite thing about Thanksgiving is the sharp spike in frequency of

I’d have to say my favorite thing about Thanksgiving is the sharp spike in frequency of use of the term “giblets.”