I just turned 40 and I groan every time I get up now.
I’m finally a groan man.
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After I invested all my spare cash into an origami business, it folded.
Did you hear about the arrogant cannibal who started eating his own arms and legs?
He was so full of himself.
Where did the Helsinki marathon end?
At the Finnish line.
Not sure if a colonoscopy is the most painful medical procedure but it’s right up there!
I started a business making yachts in the attic.
Sails are going through the roof.
I was so bored that I memorized six pages of the dictionary, and I learned next to nothing.
I recently attended a magic show in Mexico…
The magician said, “Uno, dos,” and then vanished without a tres.
I used to run a dating service for chickens but I had to shut it down.
I struggled to make hens meet.