Hear about the blonde who got fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away all the Ws.
Delivery Style: Pun
Pun joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Trampolines Disguised as Prayer Mats
I recently opened a company selling trampolines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are going through the roof.
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I Accidentally Drank a Bottle of Invisible Ink
I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink last night.
I’m in the hospital now, waiting to be seen.
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Why SeaWorld Closed
Why did SeaWorld close?
It was being reporpoised.
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Why David Hasselhoff Started Going by “the Hoff”
Why did David Hasselhoff start going by just “the Hoff”?
It was less hassle.
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Reminiscing With an Old School Friend
I was reminiscing with an old school friend the other day.
I said, “Do you remember when the sun would rise in the morning and set in the evening?”
He said, “Ahhh, those were the days…”
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Pile of Wet Jeans by the Riverbank
I heard there was a pile of wet jeans left by the riverbank.
So I drove my Chevy to the Levi’s, but the Levi’s were dry.
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Did you hear that Apple revealed a new device today that tells a dad joke at the push of a button?
Did you hear that Apple revealed a new device today that tells a dad joke at the push of a button?
They’re calling it the iRoll.
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I made a model of Mount Everest
I made a model of Mount Everest.
Not to scale, just to look at.
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My bank recently called me to let me know I had an outstanding balance
My bank recently called me to let me know I had an outstanding balance.
I said, “Thanks, I used to do gymnastics,” and hung up the phone.
That was nice of them.
