I’ve decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because the weights are too heavy.
I just handed in my too weak notice.
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Top 15 Wrigley Viagra Gum Slogans (regular version)
The Top 15 Wrigley Viagra Gum Slogans (regular version)
15. Double your measure, double your gun
14. Share a stick with the one you love
13. Just like the Cubs at Wrigley Field, you, too, will be able to play at night!
12. The flavor that never lets you down
11. We put the “spear” in “spearmint”
10. Double your pleasure, double your fun, halve your whining about how it’s never happened before
9. Chew it all the way home
8. New Wrigley’s Viagra gum: We bring your thing to life
7. Time for the seven-inch stretch!
6. Melts in your mouth, not in your pants
5. Have *you* had a stick lately?
4. Hey old man, wanna piece of candy?
3. Recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists as an effective way to fill cavities
2. Forget the flavor — *you’ll* be like a bedpost overnight
1. It’s Wrigidly Delicious!
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Top 14 Movies About Necrophilia
The Top 14 Movies About Necrophilia
14. Driving Miss Pushing Up Daisies
13. Some Like It Cold
12. Peggy Sue Got Buried
11. People to Do in Denver Who are Dead
10. Sex, Flies and Videotape
9. Lifeless in Seattle
8. The Right Stiff
7. Dr. Jekyll and Miss Formaldehyde
6. How Stella Got Her Grave Back
5. Four Beddings at a Funeral
4. The Corpse Whisperer
3. CASketball
2. Waiting to Exhume
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Beethoven Did He Listen
Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do
Just look at Beethoven, everyone told him he would never be a musician, just because he was deaf. But did he listen?
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Lords Spaghetti
My psalms are sweaty knees weak, cross is heavy
last supper is ready it’s lord’s spaghetti
