Delivery Style: setup-punchline

Setup-punchline joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Dating a Half Asian Girl

    Dating a Half Asian Girl

    I’m dating a half asian girl
    her mom is korean
    and her dad is also korean
    her legs were ripped off in a car accident

  • A Joke That Backfired

    It’s amazing how a joke can backfire.

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    I was in a bar and told the following joke:

    “What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?

    Throw your clothes in so they get a wash.”

    Once the laughing of my friends had died down, I became aware of a man on the other side of the bar, crying and talking to the bartender.

    The bartender came over to me and told me that the gentleman at the bar had recently lost his son and that my joke had offended him.

    I thought I should apologize.

    I approached the gentleman and offered my condolences for his loss and my apologies if my joke had offended him. He said that the joke had only got to him because his son was an epileptic, and it was a seizure that killed him.

    Ignorant as I am, I wondered how a seizure could actually kill someone. The man said that his son had choked, passed out, and hit his head, and that was what had killed him. I asked where this happened, and the man said it was in the bathtub. I realized then how inappropriate my joke seemed in the moment.

    “Did your son choke on his own tongue?” I asked.

    “No,” replied the man. “He choked on one of my socks!”

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  • A Round Of Golf

    Joe, Ed, and Bob are on the course playing a round when a funeral procession passes by. Joe stops what he’s doing, stands straight, removes his hat, and bows his head.

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    Ed says, “Damn, I didn’t know Joe was so respectful of the dead!”

    Bob says, “Yeah, well, they would’ve been married 30 years next week.”

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  • Ten Years On The Island

    A man is stranded on an island for 10 years. He sees something in the distance coming his way. As it gets closer, he recognizes that it is a person in scuba gear swimming his way. When the person reaches the shore and stands up, he sees that it is a gorgeous woman.

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    She asks him, “How long have you been here?”

    “10 years,” he says.

    She asks, “How long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?”

    “10 years.”

    She unzips a little pocket and takes out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter. She lights one up for him and hands it to him. As he takes a puff, she says, “How long has it been since you’ve had a shot of whiskey?”

    “10 years,” he says.

    She unzips another pocket, takes out a silver flask, and hands it to him. Then she asks, “How long has it been since you’ve played around?” and starts unzipping the front of her wetsuit.

    He gets very excited and says, “10 years. I can’t believe you have a set of clubs in there!”

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  • Joe And Ed At Work

    I was just starting work when two of my coworkers, Joe and Ed, walked in and were refusing to even look at each other. I asked Joe what the issue was, and he asked me if I’d wanna play golf with someone who cheats. I said no.

    Then Joe asked me if I’d wanna play golf with someone who throws their ball out of the sand trap and claims they hit it. I said no again.

    Joe asked me if I’d wanna play golf with someone who changes their scores when no one was looking. I got mad and said, “No! I wouldn’t at all.”

    Then Joe looked meek and said, “Yeah, well, neither does Ed…”

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  • The Impossible Golf Ball

    A friend of mine came up to me at the golf course with a ball that he said was impossible to lose. I asked him to explain.

    “Well,” explained my friend, “it has a chip in it, so if you lose it, you can find it with your phone. If you hit it in the water, it floats up to the surface and can get to the side using a tiny engine inside the ball.”

    “Wow, that’s amazing! Where did you get this ball?”

    “Found it!”

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  • A Lucky Night At The Bar

    I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60+-year-old. In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

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    We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I’d ever had a Sportsman’s Double. ‘What’s that?’ I asked. ‘It’s a mother-and-daughter threesome,’ she said.

    As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, ‘No, I haven’t.’

    We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, ‘Tonight’s your lucky night.’ We went back to her place.

    We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs, ‘Mom… you still awake?’

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  • Shooting a Bow and Arrow While Wearing a Blindfold

    Have you ever tried shooting a bow and arrow while wearing a blindfold?

    You don’t know what you’re missing.

  • What Jedi Use to Open PDF Files

    What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

    Adobe Wan Kenobi.

  • I’ve Invented a New Game Called Silent Tennis

    I’ve invented a new game called Silent Tennis.

    It’s like regular tennis, but without the racquet.