Delivery Style: setup-punchline

Setup-punchline joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • The End of the Line

    A young man goes into the Job Centre in Sydney, and sees an ad for a Gynaecologist’s Assistant.

    Interested, he goes to learn more.

    “Can you give me some more details on this job?” he asks the clerk.

    The clerk pulls up the file and says, “The job entails getting the women ready for the gynaecological consult. You have to help them out of their underwear, lay them down, and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so that they’re ready for the examination. There’s an annual salary of $75,000, but you’re going to have to go to Perth – other side of the country.”

    The man says, “Oh, is that where the job is?”

    The clerk says, “No sir. That’s where the end of the line is right now.”

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  • Your Feet Were Too Far Apart

    A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.

    Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain. Her golf pro saw her coming to the clubhouse and asked, “Why are you back so early?”

    “I was stung by a bee,” she said.

    “Where?” he asked.

    “Between the first and second hole,” she replied.

    He nodded knowingly and said, “Then your feet were too far apart.”

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  • Getting Farther Away From the Paint Can

    Billy Ray was hired to paint the yellow stripes on the highway. His first day he painted 10 miles.

    The second day he only painted 5. His boss, seeing how he was getting slower, decided to give him a day off, thinking that he needed a rest. When he came back the next day, he only painted 1/2 mile.

    His now discouraged boss came up to him one day and said, “Excuse me, but why have you been painting less and less each day, even after I gave you a day off?”

    “Simple,” Billy Ray answered, “I’ve been getting farther away from the paint can!”

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  • Schedule My Husband for Next Week

    A woman goes to the dentist and asks, “How much to pull two wisdom teeth?”

    The dentist says, “$100.”

    She replies, “That’s too much. Can’t you do it for less?”

    The dentist says, “I can do it for $50 if I skip the anesthetic.”

    “Still too much,” she says. “Any cheaper?”

    The dentist says, “I could let my trainee do it for $20, but she’s never pulled a tooth before and it would be quite painful.”

    “Perfect,” the woman says. “Schedule my husband for next week.”

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  • This Thing Changes Everything

    I got a new universal remote last week and let me tell you, this thing changes everything.

  • The Boy Who Didnt Know How to Pray

    At dinner, a little boy was asked to lead the prayer. “But I don’t know how to pray,” he replied.

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    “Just pray for your family members, friends, neighbors, the poor, etc.” “Okay,” stuttered the boy.

    “Dear Lord, Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won’t come again.

    Forgive our neighbor’s son who removed my sister’s clothes and wrestled with her on her bed.

    This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy’s iPhone…

    And provide shelter for the homeless men who visit Mom’s room when Daddy is at work. Amen.”

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  • Did You Call for Me

    A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A nice looking redhead walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, “Did you call for me?” The man replies, “No, what do you mean?” She says, “You must be new here. Let me explain. It’s a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.” Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

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    The man continues to explore the colony’s facilities. He enters the sauna and, as he sits down, he farts and within minutes, a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam-room toward him and says, “Did you call for me?” The newcomer replies, “No, what do you mean?” The hairy man replies, “You must be new. It’s a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.” The huge man easily spins the newcomer around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.

    The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist and she says, “May I help you?” The man yells, “Here’s my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee!” She replies, “But Sir, you’ve only been here for a few hours. You haven’t had the chance to see all our facilities.” The man replies, “Listen lady, I’m an older guy. I only get an erection once a month and I fart 35 times a day.”

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  • Me Neither

    A primary school teacher said to a lady, “Madam, I’m sorry to tell you that in class, your son is copying from his classmate.”

    The lady asks, “Why do you say that?”

    The teacher replies, “Well, he and his neighbor make the same mistakes.”

    The lady says, “Ah, but it may be his classmate is copying from him!”

    The teacher replies, “No, because on an assignment they were asked where the island of Montreal is. His classmate wrote, ‘I don’t know,’ and your son wrote, ‘Me neither.’”

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  • I Stepped on a Duck

    Three women got into a car accident. They all died. When they got to the gates of heaven, a saint stopped them and said, “There is only one rule in heaven – don’t step on the holy ducks.” They nodded and the saint let them through. Entering heaven, to their surprise, there were ducks everywhere.

    “Holy duck!” one of them exclaimed.

    They all tried their best not to step on one, but the number of ducks was unreal. Two days later, one of them stepped on a duck. The same saint appeared, bringing along the ugliest man that her eyes had witnessed. The saint said, “Your punishment for stepping on a duck is being tied to this man for the rest of eternity,” and walked away.

    Two weeks later, a second woman also stepped on a duck. The same saint appeared and she got the same punishment.

    The remaining one, seeing the fates of her friends, got super careful. She managed to go months without stepping on one. Then one day, the saint appeared again, bringing with him the most beautiful man describable, and tied them together without saying anything and left.

    The woman was staring at her new man. The man said, “What?”

    The woman said, “I wonder what I did to deserve being tied to such a handsome man.”

    The man sighed and replied, “Well, I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck.”

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  • You Wanted Me to Say Shingles

    A man claims he has the smartest dog in the world. His friend doesn’t believe him.

    “Prove it,” the friend says.

    The man points to his dog and says, “Go get me something to eat.”

    The dog runs off and comes back with a sandwich.

    “Lucky guess,” says the friend.

    The man tries again: “Go get me something to drink.”

    The dog runs off and comes back with a soda.

    The friend is impressed but still skeptical.

    “Alright… ask him something harder.”

    The man nods and says, “What’s on top of a house?”

    The dog barks, “Roof!”

    The friend laughs. “That’s it? Any dog could do that!”

    The dog looks at him and says, “You wanted me to say shingles?”

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