When someone
drinks constantly
they’re…
Addicted.
When someone
does drugs all the
time they’re…
Addicted.
What hit you in the
face last night??
Addicted.
Delivery Style: setup-punchline
Setup-punchline joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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When Someone Drinks Constantly
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Losing Your Son to Heroin
when you lose your son to heroin but
you’re kinda glad your family no longer has
to eat cereal with a fork -
Seven Chairs and Ten Children
If you have 7 chairs and 10
children, what do you do?
Get 3 more chairs
Kill 3 kids -
School Shooting Interview
Interviewer:what helped you survive the school shooting
Me:well it really helps if you are the shooter -
Grandfather’s Last Words
I’ll never forget my grandfathers
last words:
“Stop shaking the ladder you little
cunt” -
A Question for Mummy
Mummy, can you
get pregnant
through anal sex?
Of course my child,
where do you think
politicians come
from? -
When You Finally Get a Girlfriend
WHEN YOU FINALLY
GET A GIRLFRIEND,
BUT YOU FORGOT THAT
YOU DON’T HAVE TO
BLOW HER UP. -
Her Parents Ask About Intentions
Her parents: what are your intentions
with our daughter?
Me:
BARRY McCOCKINNER -
When She Adds Some Tongue Action
When she sucking yo Meat and
adds some tongue action.
are ya ready kids?
