Delivery Style: wordplay

Wordplay joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Nguyen-Nguyen Situation

    My boss decided to hire two Vietnamese brothers instead of one.

    It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.

  • My Dog Is Really Smart

    My dog is really smart.

    I asked him, “What’s two minus two?”

    He said nothing.

  • Where I Draw the Line

    I do a lot of illegal things…

    But graffiti is where I draw the line.

  • Samuel L Jackson 5

    Samuel L Jackson 5

    Featuring some of their greatest hits

    1. I’ll Be There Motherfucker

    2. ABC Motherfucker

    3. Dancing Motherfucking Machine

    4. Motherfucker I Want You Back

    The Samuel L. Jackson 5

    Ezekiel 25:17

    FutherMuckin Management

    Hollywood, California

    WB RECORDS

  • Mattresses Prefer Overweight People

    Why do mattresses prefer overweight people?

    They leave a big impression.

  • Gay Hide and Seek Goes Hilariously Wrong

    Two gay guys are in their apartment. The first guy says, “Let’s play hide and go seek. If you find me, I’ll blow you.”

    The second guys says, “What if I can’t find you?”

    And the first guy says, “I’ll be behind the piano.”

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  • Best Invention Since Sliced Bread

    A good, sharp knife has got to be the best invention since sliced bread.

  • Horseshoe Versus Whore’s Shoe: Times Have Changed

    A grandfather went to visit his college-age grandson at the dorm. Grandpa was astonished to find that his son was living a life of sin and corruption, as shown by the very high-heeled shoe nailed over the doorway.

    In my day, grumbled Gramps, we would hang a horse shoe over the door for luck and then study late into the night hoping to pass our classes.

    But grandpa, replied the grandson, that is a whore’s shoe.

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  • Missile Sites Happy to See Him

    As the F-14 screamed through the desert air, the pilot eyed the rising launcher ramps and wondered yet again if the missile sites were a genuine threat or merely happy to see him.