Delivery Style: wordplay

Wordplay joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Makes Your Day

    Q: What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

    A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

  • She Had a Grant and She Blew It

    I hear Divine Brown has decided to take herself out of the downtown Hollywood life and get herself an education.

    Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.
    Unleash Chaos

    She took up a psychology course at her local university, but alas, she had to drop out due to lack of funds. Well, she had a grant and she blew it.

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  • Stationery Bike

    To get into better shape, I treated myself to a new piece of exercise equipment. It looks real pretty with my name and address on it, but the paper cuts are killing me. I guess I should have done more research before getting a stationery bike.

  • Selling Me a Bridge

    My dentist must think I’m incredibly gullible; he keeps trying to sell me a bridge.

  • Bob Peters’ Unfortunate Barbershop Visit

    A man was looking all over town to find a friend of his. He walked down the street and came to a barber shop. He stuck his head inside and asked, “Bob Peters here?”

    The barber replied, “Nah, we just do shaves and haircuts.”

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  • Nguyen-Nguyen Situation

    My boss decided to hire two Vietnamese brothers instead of one.

    It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.

  • My Dog Is Really Smart

    My dog is really smart.

    I asked him, “What’s two minus two?”

    He said nothing.

  • Where I Draw the Line

    I do a lot of illegal things…

    But graffiti is where I draw the line.

  • Samuel L Jackson 5

    Samuel L Jackson 5

    Featuring some of their greatest hits

    1. I’ll Be There Motherfucker

    2. ABC Motherfucker

    3. Dancing Motherfucking Machine

    4. Motherfucker I Want You Back

    The Samuel L. Jackson 5

    Ezekiel 25:17

    FutherMuckin Management

    Hollywood, California

    WB RECORDS

  • Mattresses Prefer Overweight People

    Why do mattresses prefer overweight people?

    They leave a big impression.