Delivery Style: wordplay

Wordplay joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • ID Theft

    My friend David has just been a victim of ID theft.

    He’s now called Dav.

  • Calendar Company

    Why did the employee at the calendar company get fired?

    He took a day off.

  • Holy Spirit Strangling Hookers

    Holy Spirit Strangling Hookers

    “Wooooo… I am the Holy Spirit! What you are doing is a SIN!”

    “Nonsense—masturbation is healthy and natural.”

    “No, I meant strangling hookers.”

    “Oh, right. Tbat.”

  • Parsley Farm

    I just got hired at a parsley farm.

    It’s pretty easy work, but the downside is that they started garnishing my wages.

  • Expecting Some Magic – TADA

    Expecting Some Magic – TADA

    Expecting some magic out of this lad

    JAPAN

    TADA

    beijing 2008

  • Red Flags Everywhere

    I broke up with my girlfriend of five years because I found out she was a communist.

    I should have known — there were red flags everywhere.

  • Invisible

    I thought I was invisible, so I went to the doctor…

    …unfortunately, he couldn’t see me.

  • The Speed Limit of Sex

    What is the speed limit of sex?

    68 — because at 69 you have to turn around.

  • Fantastic What

    Fantastic What

    Fantastic Four skins are coming to Fortnite

    It is one of the most wanted collabs ever

    philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_

    Fantastic what

  • Flappuccino

    What is the female equivalent of teabagging?

    A flappuccino.