My friend David has just been a victim of ID theft.
He’s now called Dav.
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My friend David has just been a victim of ID theft.
He’s now called Dav.
Why did the employee at the calendar company get fired?
He took a day off.

“Wooooo… I am the Holy Spirit! What you are doing is a SIN!”
“Nonsense—masturbation is healthy and natural.”
“No, I meant strangling hookers.”
“Oh, right. Tbat.”
I just got hired at a parsley farm.
It’s pretty easy work, but the downside is that they started garnishing my wages.
I broke up with my girlfriend of five years because I found out she was a communist.
I should have known — there were red flags everywhere.
I thought I was invisible, so I went to the doctor…
…unfortunately, he couldn’t see me.
What is the speed limit of sex?
68 — because at 69 you have to turn around.

Fantastic Four skins are coming to Fortnite
It is one of the most wanted collabs ever
philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_
Fantastic what
What is the female equivalent of teabagging?
A flappuccino.