I broke up with my girlfriend of five years because I found out she was a communist.
I should have known — there were red flags everywhere.
Delivery Style: wordplay
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Invisible
I thought I was invisible, so I went to the doctor…
…unfortunately, he couldn’t see me.
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The Speed Limit of Sex
What is the speed limit of sex?
68 — because at 69 you have to turn around.
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Fantastic What
Fantastic Four skins are coming to Fortnite
It is one of the most wanted collabs ever
philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_
Fantastic what
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Flappuccino
What is the female equivalent of teabagging?
A flappuccino.
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Chinese Amputee
What do you call a Chinese amputee?
Tai Wan Shu.
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Mike Tyson’s Religion
How can you tell Mike Tyson does not like religion?
Because he punches everyone on their faith.
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My frog impression
I’ll never forget what my granddad said to me before he croaked.
He said, “Hey kid, wanna hear my frog impression?”
