Wordplay Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

Stars in my eyes

The worst part about falling asleep in my Campbell’s chicken soup is waking up with stars in my eyes.

17. There’s Something About Tying Up and Whipping Mary

Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.

16. Boundhog Day

15. Prince of Tied

14. Binding Nemo

13. Cloudy with a Chance of Beat Balls

12. Meet the Floggers

11. Back Side Story

10. The Hurt Licker

9. L*A*S*H

8. Rear Ender’s Game

7. 12 Angry Men and a Coed with Daddy Issues

6. 13 Years a Sex Slave

5. Lock, Stock, Cuffs, Shackles, Chains, Restraints, Ball Gags and Two Smoking Barrels

4. Blazing Paddles

3. Thor All Over

2. Dude, Where’s Your Fist?

1. Whip. Lash.

I can’t take my dog to the park anymore because the ducks keep biting him.
I should have known better.

He’s pure bread!

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CAT PUNS REALLY FREAK MEOWT

I’M NOT KITTEN