What is the female equivalent of teabagging?
A flappuccino.
Delivery Style: wordplay
Wordplay joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
-
Chinese Amputee
What do you call a Chinese amputee?
Tai Wan Shu.
-
Mike Tyson’s Religion
How can you tell Mike Tyson does not like religion?
Because he punches everyone on their faith.
-
My frog impression
I’ll never forget what my granddad said to me before he croaked.
He said, “Hey kid, wanna hear my frog impression?” -
Just Found Out My Girlfriend Is Cheating
Just found out my girlfriend is cheating on me 😞
@shitheadsteve
Huh?
Jesus that sucks
-
Illegal to Own a Christian
PATHEOS.COM
Study finds atheists are more likely to own cats than Christians
Robert Noble: This article is stupid. Besides not knowing how to feed and care for them, it’s illegal to own a Christian, let alone buy and sell them.
-
Ketchup with old friends again
I just got back from the annual Condiment Convention.
It was nice to ketchup with old friends again.
-
The Times are rough
I’ve run out of toilet paper, so I’ve started using old newspaper…
The Times are rough.
