Delivery Style: wordplay

Wordplay joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Bulldozer

    My wife is learning how to operate a bulldozer.

    I’m not going to stand in her way.

  • What Do They Have in Common

    What does a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

    Someone forgot to take it out.

  • Helen Keller’s Swing Set

    Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set?

    You didn’t know? Neither did she.

  • Make Up Sex

    They say make-up sex is the best, which is lucky, because all my sex is made up.

  • A Friendly Reminder

    A friendly reminder: anal sex requires no less than a butt load of lubricant.

  • Sign Language

    A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.

  • Registered Six Offender

    Why was six afraid of seven?

    Seven was a registered six offender.

  • Why Was 10 Scared

    Why was 10 scared?

    He was right in the middle of 9/11.

  • Trans Fat

    What do you get when you cremate a femboy/tomboy?

    Trans fat.

  • Geometry Fetishes

    People with geometry fetishes — they come in all shapes and sizes.