What’s the worst thing about having sex in a cemetery?
All the digging.
Wordplay joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
What’s the worst thing about having sex in a cemetery?
All the digging.
My wife said I could be an idiot sometimes.
I think it was pretty cool of her to give me permission.
I thought physical therapy was a big scam until I finally went to one for my lower back.
I stand corrected.
What’s the difference between a golf ball and a Land Rover?
Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball over 300 yards.
It doesn’t matter how much you push the envelope. It will still be stationary.
My wife said, “I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with tennis.”
I replied, “That’s 15-love.”
When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.
And then I saw her face…
Just when I thought I’d get a break from my day job as a prostitute by going to the dentist, I realized I was actually paying *him* to shove his throbbing tool in my mouth.