A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
Delivery Style: wordplay
Wordplay joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Registered Six Offender
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
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Why Was 10 Scared
Why was 10 scared?
He was right in the middle of 9/11.
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Trans Fat
What do you get when you cremate a femboy/tomboy?
Trans fat.
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Geometry Fetishes
People with geometry fetishes — they come in all shapes and sizes.
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Pot holes should be more fun
If you break it down linguistically, pot holes should really be a lot more fun.
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A Ford Oar two-door
Ford should make a coupe and call it the Oar.
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Those are just contractions
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said the doctor. “Those are just contractions.” -
He gave me a blank stair
When I told my contractor that I didn’t want any carpeted steps, he just gave me a blank stair.
