“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.
Delivery Style: wordplay
Wordplay joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Pile of Wet Jeans by the Riverbank
I heard there was a pile of wet jeans left by the riverbank.
So I drove my Chevy to the Levi’s, but the Levi’s were dry.
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I was up All Night Long trying to listen to my collection of Lionel Richie songs, from A to Z
I was up All Night Long trying to listen to my collection of Lionel Richie songs, from A to Z… but I am stuck on U.
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Inflation Joke
Last year, I had a great joke about inflation.
But it’s hardly worth it now. -
Comic books missing the last page
All the comic books I bought from the store are missing the last page, so I have to draw my own conclusions.
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A dreamer
I’d like to see a world without plagiarism. You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.
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I hear music
My friend was walking down the street and he said, “I hear music.” As if there is any other way of taking it in.
I tried to taste it, but it did not work.
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That’s fare
I asked the cashier “Could you give me small change instead of bills? I need money for the bus.”
She said “That’s fare”
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Dog Ate a Bag of Scrabble Tiles
My dog ate an entire bag of scrabble tiles, so I had to take him to the vet.
No word yet.

