Delivery Style: wordplay

Wordplay joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • To Scale or To Look At

    My dad just finished making a model of Mount Everest.

    I asked him if it was to scale… He said, “No, it’s to look at.”

  • A Pirated Copy

    My friend said his favorite Star Wars quote was, “Aargh Luke, ye scurvy dog, I be yer father.”

    I think he got a pirated copy.

  • Come Forth and Receive

    And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Come forth, and you shall receive everlasting life…”

    But John came fifth and received a set of steak knives.

    Peter came last and had to eat the biscuit.

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  • I Have Contacts

    I’ve just been pulled over by a police officer. He saw my license and said I’m supposed to be wearing glasses. I said I have contacts.

    He said he didn’t care who I knew.

  • You Guys Have No Life

    What did Earth say to the other planets?

    Wow, you guys have no life.

  • It Was Actually Salsa

    I thought the audience was throwing tomato sauce at the tango dancer, but it was actually salsa.

  • Premature Ejaculators Come Too Soon

    Premature Ejaculators Come Too Soon

  • Kenya Believe It

    My wife left me because I have an unhealthy obsession with Africa.

    Kenya believe it?!

  • Number Than Numb

    English puns make me feel numb but math puns make me feel number.

  • Words Cannot Describe How Much This Bugs Me

    I keep forgetting the difference between etymology and entomology…

    …and words cannot describe how much this bugs me.