Delivery Style: wordplay

Wordplay joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • “I” Before “E”

    “I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.

  • Pile of Wet Jeans by the Riverbank

    I heard there was a pile of wet jeans left by the riverbank.

    So I drove my Chevy to the Levi’s, but the Levi’s were dry.

  • Another one

    Another one

    Another one

    The dust

  • I was up All Night Long trying to listen to my collection of Lionel Richie songs, from A to Z

    I was up All Night Long trying to listen to my collection of Lionel Richie songs, from A to Z… but I am stuck on U.

  • Inflation Joke

    Last year, I had a great joke about inflation.
    But it’s hardly worth it now.

  • Comic books missing the last page

    All the comic books I bought from the store are missing the last page, so I have to draw my own conclusions.

  • A dreamer

    I’d like to see a world without plagiarism. You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.

  • I hear music

    My friend was walking down the street and he said, “I hear music.” As if there is any other way of taking it in.

    I tried to taste it, but it did not work.

  • That’s fare

    I asked the cashier “Could you give me small change instead of bills? I need money for the bus.”

    She said “That’s fare”

  • Dog Ate a Bag of Scrabble Tiles

    My dog ate an entire bag of scrabble tiles, so I had to take him to the vet.

    No word yet.