Format: one-liner

One-liners, quick jokes, short-form comedy, and punchlines built for impatient degenerates from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Taking It Harder

    My family recently discovered our granddad has a Viagra addiction.

    No one is taking it harder than grandma.

  • You’re Next

    Old people at weddings always poke me and say, “You’re next.”

    So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

  • Prophets Going Through the Roof

    I just opened a store selling trampolines disguised as prayer mats.

    Prophets are going through the roof!

  • Hit the Roof

    I told my wife that I’ve swapped our bed for a trampoline.

    She hit the roof!

  • Imagine Asian

    I used to think I had a Japanese friend.

    But it was just my imagine Asian.

  • Open Mike Night

    I’m hosting an autopsy club meeting tonight!

    It’s “Open Mike Night”!

  • No Place to Park

    I got a job at a company that makes fire hydrants…

    …but I had to quit. There was no place to park.