My cellphone accidentally took a 10-minute video of my shoes yesterday…
It was some pretty good footage.
Format: one-liner
One-liners, quick jokes, short-form comedy, and punchlines built for impatient degenerates from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Pick It Up Along the Way
Do you have to have any special training to be a garbage man, or do you just pick it up along the way?
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An Edison
What do you call a stolen Tesla?
An Edison.
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Same Middle Name
What do Winnie the Pooh, Alexander the Great, and Andre the Giant all have in common?
Same middle name.
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Refuse to Work Sundaes
I quit my job at the ice cream factory.
I refuse to work sundaes.
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Soft Tissue Damage
I just had a stack of toilet paper rolls fall on me in the supermarket.
It’s OK, though. Just some soft tissue damage.
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Mucho
I try to say ‘mucho’ when I am around my Hispanic friends.
It means a lot to them.
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I know it’s called a blow JOB, but I really don’t think the
I know it’s called a blow JOB, but I really don’t think the interview was necessary.
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Just my luck, I picked up the *karma* sutra book instead of the
Just my luck, I picked up the *karma* sutra book instead of the *kama* sutra. I guess what cums around goes around.
