I like to tease my boyfriend by telling him I’m about to get hot, wet and naked. Dork thinks I’m taking a shower when I’m actually attending a giant lesbian orgy.
Format: one-liner
One-liners, quick jokes, short-form comedy, and punchlines built for impatient degenerates from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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My two favorite things to do with my penis are peeing and
My two favorite things to do with my penis are peeing and ladies. What are YOUR two favorite things to do with my penis?
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If I was in a Native American Porn, my name would be Girl With
If I was in a Native American Porn, my name would be Girl With No Gag Reflex.
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Sometimes when I’m having sex with my girlfriend, I imagine that
Sometimes when I’m having sex with my girlfriend, I imagine that I’m with another woman. Then again, so does she.
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No idea why my breakfast date was so surprised that I pulled out
No idea why my breakfast date was so surprised that I pulled out my tits during the meal. I clearly heard him say he wanted milk with his coffee.
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(Marco C.) Got through a whole evening out without any
(Marco C.) Got through a whole evening out without any inappropriate boners. I just hope I’m ready next time a boner is appropriate.
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According to that song, the waiting is the hardest part. I’m
According to that song, the waiting is the hardest part. I’m guessing that’s why they hire fluffers.
