Prenatal ultrasound: Our first dick pics.
Format: one-liner
One-liners, quick jokes, short-form comedy, and punchlines built for impatient degenerates from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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“Hey Mother, want another?” Some dude trying to get rid of a
“Hey Mother, want another?” Some dude trying to get rid of a broken condom.
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Choo choo? That’s your best train sound
Choo choo? That’s your best train sound?
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IDEA! A free sip of strong espresso before you order at the
IDEA! A free sip of strong espresso before you order at the coffee shop. So nobody’s drink goes cold while they’re waiting in line to shit.
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I don’t think I’d be so tired masturbating to porn here at work
I don’t think I’d be so tired masturbating to porn here at work if I wasn’t up all night masturbating to porn at home.
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“Ass-munch” is an apt and colorful moniker for those friends you
“Ass-munch” is an apt and colorful moniker for those friends you have who like to munch ass.
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First there was S&M;, then SMBD, then LGBT. Now it’s LGBTQIA.
First there was S&M;, then SMBD, then LGBT. Now it’s LGBTQIA. Forget about erectile dysfunction pills, I need a prescription to cure my Acronymorrhea.
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are not an “up and comer” in life
are not an “up and comer” in life.
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I wonder if the girls from the “2 Girls, 1 Cup” video are the
I wonder if the girls from the “2 Girls, 1 Cup” video are the kind of people who think that their shit don’t stink.
