u ever drink water rlly intensely n it's dripping down ur chin n shit but ur lettin it and in that moment u really and truly are a dirty slut for water
Joke Type: absurdist
Absurdist jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Karen and Karen
DISSATISFIED?
Karen & Karen
CUSTOMER SATISFACTION SPECIALISTS
Sassy Employee? Order Wrong? 754-8465
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A Question About Straw Placement
I dont know whats worse the straw placement or the eye contact you'll have to make while using it
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Godzilla Attacks the City
RUN! GODZILLA'S ATTACKING THE CITY!!!
RELAX, HE’S ONLY KILLED 4000 PEOPLE. THE FLU KILLS OVER 25,000 EVERY YEAR!
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People Watching Tiger King
People watching Tiger King "I can't believe people like this exist."
People from the panhandle and Alabama
