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THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL
Absurdist jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.


Maybe if you knew Garfield's parents were murdered on a monday by anti lasagna activists you wouldn't be so judgmental.


When you are minding your own business in your office at the twin towers and your phone suddenly connects to the airplane wi-fi: