My cum sock watching me fuck a sex doll
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Joke Type: absurdist
Absurdist jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Portable Masturbation Hut
Portable Masturbation Hut
How many times have you been at the office, church, or PTA meeting and been reprimanded by a Negative Nancy for taking yourself to Pound Town? Probably more times than your moist fingers can count! Well now you’ll no longer need to sprint to the closet seconds before squirting your jort! thanks to the amazing Portable Masturbation Hut! Simply erect the unit in 18 easy steps, disrobe, and have a friend or coworker zip you into its warm confines. Then start treating yourself by beating yourself! There is no better way to discretely bring yourself to climax in public than this giant silver box.
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Warning: Do not get moisture on the Portable Masturbation Hut. It is highly electrified!
“I’m in me!”
Just beat it…on the go!
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Masturbating Twice a Week Increases Life Expectancy by 20%
Masturbating twice a week increases life expectancy by 20%
Me in 3263:
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Airplane Forced To Make Emergency Landing
Roses are red,
Clouds make me sadThe purple sock
Airplane Forced To Make Emergency Landing Because Woman’s Crotch Smelled So Bad
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Local Man Paralysed After Eating 413 Chicken Nuggets
Local Man Paralysed After Eating 413 Chicken Nuggets
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Marriage Not as Good as Predator, Say Men
Marriage not as good as ‘Predator’, say men
MARRYING a woman who shares your hopes and dreams is still nowhere near as good as Predator, according to a new survey.
A poll of husbands for Bride magazine found that 80% rated the Schwarzenegger epic had higher levels of excitement and intellectual stimulation than a lifetime commitment to some woman.
