look what I found in my mother’s room
Aye man, I wouldn’t watch that if I were you
Joke Type: bait and switch
Bait and switch jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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The Deaf Mute Parents
A young man, out on the tiles with his mates, spies the girl of his dreams across a dance floor. Having admired her from afar, he finally gets up the courage to talk to her. Everything goes better than expected and she agrees to accompany him on a date the following Saturday evening.
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Her Mum Died Too
A blonde goes to work in tears.
Her boss asks, “What’s wrong?”
She says, “My mum died.” He told her to go home, but she said, “No, I’ll be fine.”Later that day, her boss finds her crying again. He says, “What’s wrong?” She replies, “I just talked to my sister, and her mum died, too!”
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The Ten Dollar Withdrawal
An elderly woman walked into a bank, handed her card to the teller, and said politely, “I’d like to withdraw $10.”
The teller barely looked up and replied, “For withdrawals under $100, you’ll need to use the ATM.”
The old lady calmly asked, “Why is that?”
Clearly annoyed, the teller handed the card back and snapped, “Those are the rules, ma’am. Please step aside if there’s nothing else. There’s a line of customers waiting.”
The old lady stood quietly for a moment, then handed the card back again and said, “In that case, I’d like to withdraw all the money in my account.”
The teller smirked… until she checked the balance.
Her attitude changed immediately.
Lowering her voice, she said, “Ma’am… you have $300,000 in your account. Unfortunately, we don’t keep that much cash on hand. We can arrange an appointment for tomorrow.”
The old lady nodded and asked, “How much can I withdraw right now?”
“Up to $3,000,” the teller replied warmly.
“Perfect,” the old lady said. “I’ll take it.”
Moments later, the teller returned with the cash, smiling and treating her like royalty.
The old lady carefully placed $10 into her purse… then handed the remaining $2,990 back across the counter.
“I’d like to deposit this back into my account, please.”
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Haven’t Heard From Him Since
Another friend recently quit his job to pursue a career to be a mime.
I haven’t heard from him since.
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Johnny’s Inventory
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”
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Order in the Court
A judge addresses the wobbly defendant standing in front of him. “Sir, you’ve been brought before me for drinking.”
“Fantastic,” says the defendant. “Let’s get started!”
All present in the court burst out laughing.
Annoyed, the judge bangs his gavel and says, “Order! Order!”
And the defendant says, “All right… I’ll have a whiskey and soda.”
