Bait And Switch Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

I was slipping into my date’s drink, but it turns out they were

I was slipping into my date’s drink, but it turns out they were laxatives.

What a mess! I thought they were roofies

I picked my fiance’s wedding party very carefully: someone old,

I picked my fiance’s wedding party very carefully: someone old, someone new, someone borrowed and someone I blew.

My boyfriend thought it was really hot when I got high and sent

My boyfriend thought it was really hot when I got high and sent him pics of my vajajay.

You can’t tell a book by its cover, but thank GOD that’s not the

You can’t tell a book by its cover, but thank GOD that’s not the case with meth whores.

(Daina Schatz / @dsschatz) My wife promised me a hummer for my

(Daina Schatz / @dsschatz) My wife promised me a hummer for my birthday, so I was very disappointed to find a $50,000 SUV in my driveway.

My boyfriend got really excited when I whispered, “Someone’s

My boyfriend got really excited when I whispered, “Someone’s getting anal tonight.” Unfortunately for him, I was referring to his mom’s meticulousness in the kitchen.

What I did to that hooker last night was so epic, it’ll go down

What I did to that hooker last night was so epic, it’ll go down in the anals of history.

All this romantic talk about the royal wedding has made me

All this romantic talk about the royal wedding has made me realize something about my amazing boyfriend: It’s been WEEKS since he’s asked me to put anything in his ass.

I cried because I had no penis, until I met a woman who had no

I cried because I had no penis, until I met a woman who had no vagina. And we lived happily ever after in her Malibu Dream House.

Joke Type: bait and switch