Joke Type: bait and switch

Bait and switch jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Prostate Exam My Name Is Steve

    Prostate Exam My Name Is Steve

    DURING THIS PROSTATE EXAM, PLEASE TRY NOT TO GET AN ERECTION, DAVE

    MY NAME IS STEVE

    YEAH I KNOW…

    MY NAME IS DAVE

    SLIPSHOD SQUIGGLES

  • Nothing to stop Aunt Bea and me

    I shot the sheriff and the deputy.
    Now there’s nothing to stop Aunt Bea and me from being together!

  • Cold Calls

    Someone just called my phone and sneezed, coughed, and then hung up.

    I’m getting sick of these cold calls.

  • Eclipse Colander

    I was told I could look at the eclipse through a colander.

    I tried it, but it strained my eyes.

  • Taco Bell

    Two guys are arguing about whether Taco Bell should be considered Mexican food.

    At least they both agree that it is Mexican.

  • Make Up Sex

    They say make-up sex is the best, which is lucky, because all my sex is made up.

  • Cock Fighting

    I just found out that cockfighting is done with chickens. That’s two years of training I’ll never get back.

  • Big Tits on Babies

    My wife asked me if I wish she had been born with big tits.

    I told her that I find big tits on babies disturbing.

  • Head Cleaner

    Just found a really old porno on VHS, called Head Cleaner.

    Sounds hot.