One minute we were working side by side, and the next we were in the supply room, tearing off each others’ clothes. I guess it was just the sperm of the moment.
Joke Type: bait and switch
Bait and switch jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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I should have known that the way I learned to “dissemenate”
I should have known that the way I learned to “dissemenate” information at the porn conference wouldn’t work at the PTA meeting.
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I was slipping into my date’s drink, but it turns out they were
I was slipping into my date’s drink, but it turns out they were laxatives.
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What a mess! I thought they were roofies
What a mess! I thought they were roofies
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I picked my fiance’s wedding party very carefully: someone old,
I picked my fiance’s wedding party very carefully: someone old, someone new, someone borrowed and someone I blew.
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My boyfriend got really excited when I whispered, “Someone’s
My boyfriend got really excited when I whispered, “Someone’s getting anal tonight.” Unfortunately for him, I was referring to his mom’s meticulousness in the kitchen.
