Joke Type: dark humor
Dark humor jokes, grim punchlines, and comedy from the questionable end of the emotional buffet from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Well, that didn’t work
My wife and I were discussing our eventual deaths…
I said my worst fear was dying alone, and that I wanted the last thing I hear to be her telling me she loves me.
She gave me a big hug, said, “I love you,” and then waited.
After a couple of seconds, she shook her head and said, “Well, that didn’t work.”
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Back at work tomorrow
A morgue worker died today.
But he’ll be back at work tomorrow. -
Here comes the second one
How do terrorists feed their children?
“Here comes the airplane.”
“Here comes the second one.” -
Pirates, Prison, and a Booty Call!
In 2010, a group of pirates buried their treasure and, earlier this year, tried to recover it. They tried everything—bloodhounds, radar, metal detectors, sonar—but they couldn’t find their treasure.
One day, one of the pirates had a suggestion.
“Captain, we should break R. Kelly out of prison.”
The captain said, “This is the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard, but go ahead. Why?”
“Captain, if anybody can find 15-year-old booty, it’s this guy!”
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Just one nail
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with just one nail.
