When you lose your son to heroin ,but you’re kinda glad that you no longer have to eat cereal with a fork
Joke Type: dark humor
Dark humor jokes, grim punchlines, and comedy from the questionable end of the emotional buffet from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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This 25-year-old mother set a new world record
THIS 25-YEAR-OLD MOTHER SET A NEW WORLD RECORD BY GIVING BIRTH TO 9 BABIES AT ONCE, AND AGAINST ALL ODDS, THEY ALL SURVIVED!
Jesus Christ, the crime rate is gonna skyrocket in their neighborhood!
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My grandpa used to brag that he can hold his breath for 5 minutes
My grandpa used to brag that he can hold his breath for 5 minutes,
It’s been 2 hours, He’s the real deal.
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When the school shooter decides to spare your life
when the school shooter decides to spare your life, but you have tourette syndrome and call him pussy 3 times
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What’s the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
What’s the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded in the first place.
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As Close As I’m Allowed to Get
I tried to come up with a joke about restraining orders. But this is as close as I’m allowed to get.
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I Fucking Loved That Cat
My Chinese neighbours had waffles for breakfast.
Bastards I fucking loved that cat.
