What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead hooker?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Joke Type: dark humor
Dark humor jokes, grim punchlines, and comedy from the questionable end of the emotional buffet from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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I Told My Wife I Wanted to Be Cremated
I told my wife I wanted to be cremated.
She made an appointment for Tuesday.
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Gender Is Like the Twin Towers
Jacob Manton
Dec 29, 2018 at 12:46 AM
Gender is like the twin towers
There used to be 2 and now it’s a sensitive subject -
British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children
British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children.
Fair enough. Use an ashtray.
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I’m really conflicted about abortion
I’m really conflicted about abortion.
I mean, I’m all for killing babies, but do we really want to give women the right to choose?
