Dark humor jokes, grim punchlines, and comedy from the questionable end of the emotional buffet from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
Having recently lost my job, I have been volunteering my spare time up at the local child cancer ward and in doing so have become good friends with a young 10-year-old boy called Jimmy. I sit with him and hold his hand as he has his chemotherapy, take him to the movies when he is feeling well enough, and what little spare money I have, I spend on toys for him.
I was blessed with a 9-inch penis.
That priest is in jail now.
Say what you will of the Nazis, but they did manage to do a lot of scientific research without harming any animals.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
MY FAVORITE SEX POSITION IS THE JFK
I SPLATTER ALL OVER HER WHILE SHE SCREAMS AND TRYS TO GET OUT OF THE CAR
Holocaust survivor dies during trip to Auschwitz
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Doctor – On a scale of 1-8 how old are you?
Kid – It stops at 8?
Doctor – It does for you
