Killing black people is like saying the N-word…
They do it all the time, but get really angry when white people join in.
Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

Killing black people is like saying the N-word…
They do it all the time, but get really angry when white people join in.

Family names used to be based on the family occupation
Guy whose last name is Dickinson:
Hmm

The Vatican canceled Easter. You know how much stuff has to suck for the Pope to be like “you know what, this year Jesus stays dead”.
#jesus saw his shadow #6 more weeks of lent

PEOPLE CAN BE SO EASY TO READ. LIKE IF THEIR FACE IS RED, THEY’RE EMBARRASSED.
OR IF THEIR SKIN IS BLACK, THEY’RE ABOUT TO COMMIT A CRIME.

I FEEL LIKE ALL BLACK MEN LOOK THE SAME…
NOT BEING RACIST OR ANYTHING, BUT IT’S PROBABLY THE BRIGHT ORANGE UNIFORMS

The most offensive thing as a black man is when you walkin down the street and a old white woman clutches her purse… bitch really think she stronger than me

disney animator in the 70’s: none of you get this but wait 50 years

Day 21 of quarantine, my bologna is about to get a first name

Top was 3 yrs ago.. A lot has changed for the 😊 we blessed