Just found a really old porno on VHS, called Head Cleaner.
Sounds hot.
Joke Type: observational
Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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When You Find Out Pornhub Now Offers a 30-Day Free Trial
When you find out Pornhub now offers a 30-day free trial
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Step Up Your Jerk Off Game With the Ribbed Stranger
STEP UP YOUR JERK OFF GAME WITH
THE RIBBED STRANGER
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I Didn’t Believe It When They Said We Already Had 8 Inches of Snow
I didn’t believe it when they said we already had 8 inches of snow had to check for myself.
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Go Ahead, Masturbate at Denny’s
GO AHEAD, MASTURBATE AT Denny’s
WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO, ASK YOU TO LEAVE?
IN THIS ECONOMY?
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Dear Lord, If You Could Just Look Away for 2 Minutes
Dear Lord. If you could just look away for 2 minutes.
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You Ever Get Laid in a Sleeping Bag?
You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It’s awful.
You can’t even move, you’re drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth.
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When You Can’t Get the Smell of the Alter Boy Off Your Fingers
WHEN YOU CAN’T GET THE SMELL OF THE ALTER BOY OFF YOUR FINGERS
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The Reason Batman Doesn’t Cover His Whole Face
The reason Batman doesn’t cover his whole face is because he needs the police to know he’s white.
