It’s not what you know or who you know.
It’s how to look like you don’t know anything.
Joke Type: observational
Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Rose, What Was the Name of the Restaurant?
Two older gentlemen are chatting after dinner while their wives are in the kitchen.
“We had a lovely meal at that new restaurant in town the other night,” said one to the other.
“That’s nice,” said his friend. “What was the name of the restaurant?”
“Oh, what’s the name of the lovely scented flower that grows on a thorny plant?”
“Rose?” replied the friend.
“That’s it.” Then, turning toward the kitchen, the gentleman called out, “Rose, what was the name of the restaurant the other night?”
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Chainsaw Fart Scratches the Itch
When your asshole itches but you rip a chainsaw fart that scratches it on the way out
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White People Just Better at It
RACISM EXISTS AMONG ALL RACES IN THE WORLD…
WHITE PEOPLE ARE JUST BETTER AT IT, LIKE MOST THINGS.
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Help the Children, Get Roasted
When you try to help the children in need but end up getting roasted instead
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Poland Reporter Going Viral
MEME ZAR WARSZAWA
Poland reporter is going viral for her looks 👀
Zaza Man @Zazamyodor
“Welcome to channel threeHeeeee”
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Uncle Bob’s Little Secret
Uncle Bob said it’s our little secret..
my stomach when both my uncles are in town
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Who’s the Bald Woman?
Her: I didn’t find any hair in your car
Me: Okay .. so?
Her: Soo who’s the bald woman?
