And just like that, Emma’s date with Big Bird was over.
Joke Type: observational
Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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No Thanks I’ll Just Have Water
No thanks, I’ll just have water
Gatorade FIERCE GRAPE .50 20 oz Plastic
Gat rade .50 FRUIT PUNCH
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Those Bastards Lied to Me
When you hear the beginning of Under Pressure but it turns out to be Ice Ice Baby
Those bastards lied to me.
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What’s the Catch? There It Is
YOU MATCHED WITH [redacted] ON 3/31/19
You’re cute 🙂 but what’s the catch?
Wow what a healthy attitude towards women
There it is
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Spotify Hackers Threaten Nickelback List
BFF @YrfBFF
Damn you, hackers! Is nothing sacred!?
Spotify Hackers Threaten to Reveal Full List of Users Who Listen to Nickelback
By Jesse McLaren August 21, 2015
New York, NY- The stock market remains in chaos as a hacker group makes yet another threat to reveal sensitive information from music streaming service Spotify’s databases. This comes one week after the outing of a Florida Congressman as a subscriber to various Creed playlists
PHOTO: Nickelback posing in truckstop bathroom.
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Not an Excused Absence
ur local ugh dealer @void_daddy_
yeah ok sure, when jesus disappears for three days then comes back, it’s ‘beautiful’ and ‘a miracle,’ but when I do it, it’s ‘alarming’ and ‘not an excused absence’
