Zack Riley @ColdHeart_Prj
My son asked me “Where does poo come from?” I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest explanation. He looked a little perplexed, and stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds and asked, “And Tigger?”
Joke Type: observational
Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Madison’s Lab Partner
you thought you were having a bad day, at least you’re not Madison’s lab partner…yikesssssss
Today in my bio lab we were doing check swabs and like checking them out under the microscope.. and cheek cells all look like fried eggs. & this girl was like ummm my don’t look anything like that and so the prof walked over and looked at hers and she goes well that’s because these aren’t cheek cells they’re sperm cells
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USA Shooting Gold Medal
Dan @THFC_Dan_: How the f🤭k didnt USA win the gold medal for shooting
paulmc @paulmac_78: Because it wasn’t in a high school???
TOP COMMENTS: That joke is so dark a cop almost shot it.
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Illegal to Own a Christian
PATHEOS.COM
Study finds atheists are more likely to own cats than Christians
Robert Noble: This article is stupid. Besides not knowing how to feed and care for them, it’s illegal to own a Christian, let alone buy and sell them.
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CILT Simulation
I know. That’s how I read it at first.
CILT SIMULATION FORUM EVENT THIS WAY
Sheffield Hallam University
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Ketchup with old friends again
I just got back from the annual Condiment Convention.
It was nice to ketchup with old friends again.
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Law School
It turns out law school is a lot like elementary school. They assign you a locker, you meet new friends, and pulling the cute redhead’s pigtails still isn’t as good an idea as you think it is.
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That guy from You’re So Vain
You know, someone should introduce that woman from “Killing Me Softly,” who thinks the guy is singing about her, to that guy from “You’re So Vain.”
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Instead of a Zamboni
If minor league hockey teams really want to rope in the fans, they should use a chick in a bikini with a flamethrower instead of a Zamboni.
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Beat Up a Fifth Grader
I don’t think I’d do very well on that TV show, “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?”
But if they ever have a spin-off called, “Can You Beat Up a Fifth Grader?” I’ll bet I could score some nice consolation prizes.
