Joke Type: observational

Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • 5/8 Tubular Rolled Gauze

    5/8 Tubular Rolled Gauze

    5/8″ x 5 Tubular

    .29

    BARTELL DRUGS

    Buy 1 Get 1 FREE

    Rolled Gauze

  • Ladder Safety Sign

    Ladder Safety Sign

    I’m not sure what this sign is a safety precaution for, but I think using your feet on a ladder is a better option…

  • Baby Shower So Fucking Clean

    Baby Shower So Fucking Clean

    My girlfriend’s been at a baby shower for like 3 hours that baby’s gotta be so fucking clean by now what the fuck are they even doing

  • Wash Ass First

    Wash Ass First

    WHEN YOU WASH YOUR ASS FIRST THEN WASH YOUR FACE

  • I Just Got That Puppy

    I Just Got That Puppy

    When your dad shows you how to properly kill and skin an animal.

    I just got that puppy…

  • Divorce Courtney Love

    Divorce Courtney Love

    That face you make when you try to divorce Courtney Love

  • Catholic Converter

    Catholic Converter

    Built Xterra/Frontier. 1 hour ago

    Can a bad Alternator cause the Catholic converter to go bad?

    Reply: I will literally pay for your vasectomy

  • LinkedIn Stupid Idea Service

    LinkedIn Stupid Idea Service

    jordanreviewsittt 6d

    Starting a new business. Do you have an annoying boss or pretentious coworker? For the low low price of $5/month I’ll comment on their LinkedIn “that’s a stupid idea” every time they post something.

  • Junior Bacon Cheeseburger

    Junior Bacon Cheeseburger

    Chel: Having your first son and not making him a Jr is crazy to me

    Lado: yall be naming yall sons jr. with no father

    junior what…. junior bacon cheeseburger?

  • This Contest Is Hard

    This Contest Is Hard

    Jon @ArfMeasures

    Me *swallowing 4th wet t-shirt* this contest is hard

    11:15 AM – 31 May 19 – Twitter for Android

    2,711 Retweets 20K Likes